By Josh Miller
“Americans were taught that their state is civilized and humane. yet, too usually, U.S. activities were uncivilized and inhumane.”
Shedding mild on 500 years of suppression, this stunning exposé unearths the pivotal function in American heritage performed via its such a lot invisible minority—zombies.
From colonization and revolution to global Wars and international hegemony, A Zombie’s historical past of the U.S. tells the strong and relocating tales of this country’s living-dead underclass, including:
•The zombie bloodbath of ecu colonists at Plymouth Rock
•The ugly killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis through his fellow explorer William Clark
•The doomed safety of the Alamo opposed to hordes of the attacking undead
•The heroic, platoon-saving cost right into a hail of German hearth via an undead Lt. Audie Murphy
•The top-secret NASA missions that launched(and usually misplaced) zombies into space
•The anti-terrorist software to prevent the weaponization of the zombie virus
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On the street, Clara and I cracked up laughing. ” I said, making Theo laugh, too. DECEMBER 29, 1941 Dear Diary, A storm’s coming. A hard, cold wind is blowing, making the windows rattle. Clara and Mom both have colds now, so they stayed away from dinner, along with Mrs. Rosenthal and Mrs. Hawkins. That left just me, Miss Burke, and Theo to slurp our cod soup together. While we were at the table, Miss Burke wondered aloud why the newspapers no longer print daily weather reports. “They don’t want to aid the enemy,” Theo muttered.
I’m sure Clara noticed, because she looked embarrassed and went right back inside. Doggone it, what if she thought we were talking about Jews or something? I can’t bear to think that we might have hurt Clara’s feelings. JANUARY 24, 1942 Dear Diary, Tonight I knocked on Clara’s door and invited her to come listen to Benny Goodman. She said she had to stay in because her mother wasn’t well. I was afraid she might be telling a white lie, so I blurted out I was sorry if I hurt her feelings yesterday.
So Johnny and I got to work. While we lettered the sign during recess, we discussed the evils of Hitler and Mussolini. ”) While we talked, I could feel Maxine’s eyes on us. I have to confess once again, I didn’t mind making her jealous. DECEMBER 13, 1941 Dear Diary, We heard from Dad! He told us not to worry about him. Since we are now at war with Japan, his place of duty will be even more secret than before, he said. But he’s sure he won’t be seeing any combat soon. Thank goodness! qxd 4/17/00 1:04 PM Page 37 The weirdest thing was that some words in his letter were blacked out.
A Zombie's History of the United States: From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead by Josh Miller